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agoodmusekickinI totally almost forgot that I was going to be "live blogging" the new turtle cartoon.
SHAME ON ME!
"Hacking Stockman"
Quasi-Initial thoughts:
Oh hey! How novel! They're bringing Baxter Stockman back! At least he's not a fly in this one.
What I've seen thus far?
Roof racing along the East Side. Nice to see a little bit of a reference to the stuff of the fourth movie. Mikey is STUPIDLY LOUD! Were the other voice actors just not around at the time?
Awww Donnie's still working.
Then there's a jewel heist by some Purple Dragons.
Ooooh they're so tough now they can take out entire Foot patrols. That's interesting.
And now....the guys are retreating, thanks to Donnie showing up at the last...no wait, that's April. Hey! April can fly a helicopter! Go April. I'm digging the new look, by the way.
Actually, I'm digging the animation style in general, though I do wish they had tails for some reason.
Why was Don not in the rescue party? Because he's still looking for Master Splinter who has been blasted into a million bits and scatted through out the internets. And don't won't stop looking for Splinter until he's found all of his Master's Bits.
Yes...I did giggle at that. Wanna make something of it?!?!?!
I really truly do wish the internet looked like this quasi Tron world. That would be awesome.
And also, I am kind of tickled by the fact that the Turtle's new lair is under Central Park. I like to think the Turtle Pond, just because.
Ooooooh, evil computerized Shredder is evil....and computerized
Man, why can't I learn things by plugging my arm into the internets
And why doesn't anyone notice the glowing cables, or the glowing eyes in the monitors.
Oh Hun....TERMINATOR STOCKMAN!
DUN DUN DUN!
first commercial break.
There's an ad for Kung Fu Panda. I really do wish I'd seen that movie. Maybe I'll ask for it for Christmas.
I think the strange monster thing that they have in the Chef Boyardee commercials is actually what's inside the ravioli.
Okay...there's a show called Dinosaur King? Seriously?
The idea of this makes me laugh, since Kings are like...rulers annointed by God to rule and Dinosaurs were like....um, yeah...no...let's just move on
Baxter Stockman in a new cybernetic vessal! Thanks for that bit of exposition.
And yeah, it's kind of awesome that they've kept Stockman as an Ego Maniac. It pleases me.
HAH! The Shredder has a NEW ROBOT BODY! *collapses into giggles*
Proof that once again the Shredder is just a tacky queen who was really mad that Yoshi took his beard more than anything.
HAH! Turtles in jumpshits. Why are they wearing pants all of a sudden. Not that i"m like...complaining, it's just...hee, pants with muscle shirts. Okay...no wait, Leo has sleeves. Why does Leo have sleeves?
"Either we're the world's worst Ninjas, or that ain't for us."
Hah.
Okay now while there's fighting I can keep talking about the strange outfits. Leo has like...sleeves AND gloves, while Mike and Raph have muscle shirts. I...I have no words for this. It's so silly. And there's no explanation for this at all. NOt that I'm like, expecting one at this point, but it'd be nice.
Commercial break
Tinkerbell has her own cartoon now? HAH there's a Milliways Pup that needs to come back. Only now she talks.
Uh...Wii Samba game...with a chimp in the ad.
And then this jack hole kid who locks his family out of the house so he can eat "apple fries". Not only is he a douchebag, but he's a wussy douchebag.
DINOSAURS FIGHTING IN HOLLAND! I sort of want the Dinosaur King thing to be like Dinosaur Comics
And we're back
Norman Bates/Stockman/Shredder are helping/attacking the turtles.
And why is Mikey all like twitchy. Like with two different sized eyes twitchy.
HA! Hun has arrived with the calvary...and they're getting blowed up. It's funny how explosions don't hurt people.
Fighting fighting fighting.
Why is it that the bits of Splinter that Donnie keeps finding are like....all images of a full splinter? Is Splinter made of tinyier Splinters?
HEE bits. Everytime I hear bits I laugh.
OH hey, way to fight together guys. About time you figured that out. OH...it doesn't work anyway.
HAH detatchable head!
Okay...Stockman kind of rocks. What with his brain in a jar thing
Ahh technobabble exposition.
Man, why doesn't my computer look like an awesome mainframe in a cartoon?
And...commercial break.
ooooooooooooh Magnet coasterthing. This looks awesome. Magnex Coaster. WANT
It's like...one of those perpetual motion machines only....you have to plug it in and stuff. Though...you can hook up your iPod to them. Why do I have the feeling that it's no where as cool in real life as it is on tv.
CREEPY BEEF RAVIOLI COMMERICIAL AGAIN!
Inventnow.org
You have commercials where girls build machines to pick on their brothers. Heh, I kind of approve.
HEE! The smart one is online. Nice!
And Ninja Tag. Nice. With stockman's head as like...a hotpotato
The animation is really kind of cool here. It's not all that fancy, but the turtles are doing more things than just like...flailing about.
CHOOSE DONNIE, CHOOSE!
Your Brother's or your Master's Bits!
OH no Leo! Make with the fighting, Don. Hurry up!
Okay...seriously? That's all it takes? Just...one swipe with a ooooh good. There's an actual fight.
Oh Donnie! You need hugs! Lots and lots of Hugs!
HAH they really are lucky you're the smart one Donnie.
I wonder if this means that Stockman is part of the show.
Awww brothers!
Sure our father has been chopped up into tiny bitesize morsels that look suspiciously like he did when he was whole and scattered all around the internet, but at least we have each other! YAY!
Or something.
SHAME ON ME!
"Hacking Stockman"
Quasi-Initial thoughts:
Oh hey! How novel! They're bringing Baxter Stockman back! At least he's not a fly in this one.
What I've seen thus far?
Roof racing along the East Side. Nice to see a little bit of a reference to the stuff of the fourth movie. Mikey is STUPIDLY LOUD! Were the other voice actors just not around at the time?
Awww Donnie's still working.
Then there's a jewel heist by some Purple Dragons.
Ooooh they're so tough now they can take out entire Foot patrols. That's interesting.
And now....the guys are retreating, thanks to Donnie showing up at the last...no wait, that's April. Hey! April can fly a helicopter! Go April. I'm digging the new look, by the way.
Actually, I'm digging the animation style in general, though I do wish they had tails for some reason.
Why was Don not in the rescue party? Because he's still looking for Master Splinter who has been blasted into a million bits and scatted through out the internets. And don't won't stop looking for Splinter until he's found all of his Master's Bits.
Yes...I did giggle at that. Wanna make something of it?!?!?!
I really truly do wish the internet looked like this quasi Tron world. That would be awesome.
And also, I am kind of tickled by the fact that the Turtle's new lair is under Central Park. I like to think the Turtle Pond, just because.
Ooooooh, evil computerized Shredder is evil....and computerized
Man, why can't I learn things by plugging my arm into the internets
And why doesn't anyone notice the glowing cables, or the glowing eyes in the monitors.
Oh Hun....TERMINATOR STOCKMAN!
DUN DUN DUN!
first commercial break.
There's an ad for Kung Fu Panda. I really do wish I'd seen that movie. Maybe I'll ask for it for Christmas.
I think the strange monster thing that they have in the Chef Boyardee commercials is actually what's inside the ravioli.
Okay...there's a show called Dinosaur King? Seriously?
The idea of this makes me laugh, since Kings are like...rulers annointed by God to rule and Dinosaurs were like....um, yeah...no...let's just move on
Baxter Stockman in a new cybernetic vessal! Thanks for that bit of exposition.
And yeah, it's kind of awesome that they've kept Stockman as an Ego Maniac. It pleases me.
HAH! The Shredder has a NEW ROBOT BODY! *collapses into giggles*
Proof that once again the Shredder is just a tacky queen who was really mad that Yoshi took his beard more than anything.
HAH! Turtles in jumpshits. Why are they wearing pants all of a sudden. Not that i"m like...complaining, it's just...hee, pants with muscle shirts. Okay...no wait, Leo has sleeves. Why does Leo have sleeves?
"Either we're the world's worst Ninjas, or that ain't for us."
Hah.
Okay now while there's fighting I can keep talking about the strange outfits. Leo has like...sleeves AND gloves, while Mike and Raph have muscle shirts. I...I have no words for this. It's so silly. And there's no explanation for this at all. NOt that I'm like, expecting one at this point, but it'd be nice.
Commercial break
Tinkerbell has her own cartoon now? HAH there's a Milliways Pup that needs to come back. Only now she talks.
Uh...Wii Samba game...with a chimp in the ad.
And then this jack hole kid who locks his family out of the house so he can eat "apple fries". Not only is he a douchebag, but he's a wussy douchebag.
DINOSAURS FIGHTING IN HOLLAND! I sort of want the Dinosaur King thing to be like Dinosaur Comics
And we're back
Norman Bates/Stockman/Shredder are helping/attacking the turtles.
And why is Mikey all like twitchy. Like with two different sized eyes twitchy.
HA! Hun has arrived with the calvary...and they're getting blowed up. It's funny how explosions don't hurt people.
Fighting fighting fighting.
Why is it that the bits of Splinter that Donnie keeps finding are like....all images of a full splinter? Is Splinter made of tinyier Splinters?
HEE bits. Everytime I hear bits I laugh.
OH hey, way to fight together guys. About time you figured that out. OH...it doesn't work anyway.
HAH detatchable head!
Okay...Stockman kind of rocks. What with his brain in a jar thing
Ahh technobabble exposition.
Man, why doesn't my computer look like an awesome mainframe in a cartoon?
And...commercial break.
ooooooooooooh Magnet coasterthing. This looks awesome. Magnex Coaster. WANT
It's like...one of those perpetual motion machines only....you have to plug it in and stuff. Though...you can hook up your iPod to them. Why do I have the feeling that it's no where as cool in real life as it is on tv.
CREEPY BEEF RAVIOLI COMMERICIAL AGAIN!
Inventnow.org
You have commercials where girls build machines to pick on their brothers. Heh, I kind of approve.
HEE! The smart one is online. Nice!
And Ninja Tag. Nice. With stockman's head as like...a hotpotato
The animation is really kind of cool here. It's not all that fancy, but the turtles are doing more things than just like...flailing about.
CHOOSE DONNIE, CHOOSE!
Your Brother's or your Master's Bits!
OH no Leo! Make with the fighting, Don. Hurry up!
Okay...seriously? That's all it takes? Just...one swipe with a ooooh good. There's an actual fight.
Oh Donnie! You need hugs! Lots and lots of Hugs!
HAH they really are lucky you're the smart one Donnie.
I wonder if this means that Stockman is part of the show.
Awww brothers!
Sure our father has been chopped up into tiny bitesize morsels that look suspiciously like he did when he was whole and scattered all around the internet, but at least we have each other! YAY!
Or something.
