TMNT Drabble

[agoodmusekickin]

Submitted for your approval.

Take one mutant ninja turtle, aged 13. Add Jolt, Pixie sticks, and an all-night marathon of movies from the pod people genre. Mix liberally. What you'll get is an experiment in terror, horror, and sleep deprivation like no other.

You have left your comfort zone. You have not had time to put your tray table to its full upright and locked position.
You have entered...the It's So Late It's Early zone.

"Mike?"
"Uh huh."
"You realize you're watching the 700 Club again, right?"
"Uh huh."
"Mind if I watch something else?"
"NO! Don't change it, it soothes me."
"Ooookay. Are you all right?"
"I'mfine. Justfine."
"Yeah, you look it. Maybe you should lay down for a while."
"Don't touch me! You could be one of them."
"Er...one of who?"
"Pod people."
"Oh boy...Mike, I'm not a pod person."
"Prove it! Do you have a nubbin?"
"A what?"
"A nubbin! Behind your ear!"
"You really didn't get any sleep last night, did you?"
"Let me look behind your ears for nubbins!"
"Mike, we don't even have external ears!"
"THERE COULD STILL BE A NUBBIN!"